i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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