Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
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Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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