This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
It was confusing and full of hummus
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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