Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You need a sexual gate keeper
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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