im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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