ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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