Only a mothe r could love this liver
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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