In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
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I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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