I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she looked like the before picture.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
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What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
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I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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