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Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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