If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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