Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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