Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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