I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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