Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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