do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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