Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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