You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i would punch a child for taco bell
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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