I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
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I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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