just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
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Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
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