Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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