some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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