How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
