We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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