So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Randomize
