Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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