i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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