well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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