I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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