What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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