Are we in a gay sports bar?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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