I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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