Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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