I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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