WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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