I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I supernannyed him into submission
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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