When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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