talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
porn star boner night. come get it.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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