i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
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If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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