Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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