Your tits are I can't wait for
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
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