she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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