Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
you made out with another girl for some wings
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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