Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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