so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
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I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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