why didn't you poke me back
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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