Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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