By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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