I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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