That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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