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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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