Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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