That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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