Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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